Overheard on the Street

A drunk beggar walks up to me on Main Street asking:

"You don't have 50 cents to share with the grandson of James E. Talmage, do you?"

Overheard in the Bathroom

Some guy (with the last name of Harmon) talking to another guy:

"I don't know if you know, but the Harman that started Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Harmon that started the Harmons grocery store chain are brothers. They had such a fractured relationship that one is 'o' 'n' and one is 'a' 'n'."