There are three kinds of people in this world. First, there are the poeple who call the featured product "cream", and then have no idea what you're talking about when you correct them. The second are those who speak of "home made whip cream," as if (a) Cool Whip is the store-bought variety or (b) cream is made by humans (I guess it can be, but we won't go there). Come on people, give the cows some credit! And then there are the rest of us, who would neither mistake the Polysorbate-laden nastiness for the real thing, nor would we ingest it any sooner than we would "some sexual lubricants." Don't get me started...
** This photo was taken from Wired Magazine - one of my favorites.
3 comments:
Cool Whip is NASTY.
Yuck.
Why did you have to ruin that for me? Why?
There are three kinds of people in this world. First, there are the poeple who call the featured product "cream", and then have no idea what you're talking about when you correct them. The second are those who speak of "home made whip cream," as if (a) Cool Whip is the store-bought variety or (b) cream is made by humans (I guess it can be, but we won't go there). Come on people, give the cows some credit! And then there are the rest of us, who would neither mistake the Polysorbate-laden nastiness for the real thing, nor would we ingest it any sooner than we would "some sexual lubricants." Don't get me started...
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